I got out of the car and a man approached me. I was in the parking lot of a suburban library at 4 p.m., so I wasn’t really expecting any trouble. “Sorry, ma’am, that was me. I was throwing my stale Peppermint Pattie into the woods and it hit your car.” So it did, genius.
I have two simple questions:
1. Why are you throwing a wrapped Peppermint Pattie into the woods – the candy might be biodegradable but the shiny outside wrapping most certainly is not. And the 2nd and more important question:
2. Stale or not - WHY ARE YOU THROWING OUT CHOCOLATE???
And the 2nd and more important question: